The best satire always lures you in with an aura of believability, and IMAO’s Man Arrested for Brandishing Constitution at Obama Rally seems all too plausible. This just cracked me up:

Because the Constitution contains language “limiting” the powers of President – and was also written by slave-owners who considered blacks to be “three-fifths” of a person and not eligible for the office of the Presidency – the document is not protected as “free speech”. Instead, it’s covered under federal hate speech laws if one is brought within 1000 feet of President Obama.

Once again this blog takes a time out to indulge in the shameless appreciation of female beauty.

First up – 27 women get their poker faces on over at Izismile.com. Why can’t I find faces like this when I want to play cards? The same site shows us why we should never ever think of saying goodbye Norma Jean. Finally, the Sun reports that men ogle women 10 times a day. Only 10 times? And what about this? Women ogle men an average of 6 times a day. Only 6 times?

Time out for another, albeit brief, installment in our on-going appreciation of feminine beauty. First up – a return to the glory days of flight in isizmile.com’s Stewardesses in the past (35 pics). Then it’s on to bannedinhollywood.com’s 15 Great Moments in Caught’Ya Lookin, featuring more than a few photos of the current Oval Office resident. As I stated before, he’s a regular guy like the rest of us, even if his policies are out to lunch.

Tine to once again engage in some shameless appreciation of beautiful women, in accordance with Rule 5 Sunday.

• The London Time’s Money Central blog starts with The 10 richest models in the world, noting that Gisele Bundchen clocks in a number one with an estimated income of $24 Million in the last 12 months. VP Joe Biden, who seems to have developed a thing for Russian women, may be interested to know that the beautiful Natalia Vodianova made over $5 Million in the same period.
• Premiere.com features The 40 Most Beautiful Hollywood Women (Right Now). The spot at number 28 belongs to my personal favorite, the stunning redhead Isla Fisher (pictured.)
• Finally, The Times of London interviews the French actress Ludivine Sagnier and asks in a related article What is it about French Girls?

A roundup of offbeat news and opinion.

First up – Remember “who dropped the chalupa?” Gidget, the famous Taco Bell Chihuahua, has died. For the uninitiated, The Urban Dictionary has a pretty good list of what that advertising slogan came to mean.

At last VP Joe Biden and I agree on something. But Joe – it’s not just in the Ukraine. Walk around any capital city in Eastern Europe and you’ll see an unending supply of some of the most beautiful and stylish women on the planet.

Elsewhere, the Times of London has a roundup of Europe’s 10 best beach parties.

Time to engage in some shameless appreciation of feminine beauty, in accordance with Rule 5 Sunday. Who says FOXNews is for unhip has-beens? Check out the slideshow at Supermodel Alexandra Kamp Picks Her Favorite Bum-Friendly Bikinis.